Is a secret... O>o (birdee)

Episode 14: There are things to settle upon

2008-11-23T01:19:00.000-08:00

You Aren't In the Best Of Moods

While you aren't full on depressed, things aren't going your way.

You may be hurt, angry, frustrated... or all three.

Not to worry - you'll be feeling fine in no time.

What Mood Are You In?

Dae: Sunday evening

Subject: I have some things to asks, here we go...

No.1, I dont know if im in love, but even if i was, i wasnt prepared for the worse or for the best. I think i should take things gradually. No this aint my heart, im not in love anymore... (sorry i just have to speak up)

No.2, My birthday's coming pretty close (actually its the nxt month) so every year i get to get whatever i want but it has to be $200 and below. I need to think alot bout what i want for my birthday... So I really need ur help, imagine if ur birthdays todae, what would u want i accept ALL answers... Click the blu >>> and just type what present would u want... Thx

No.3, just stop and think what you lack, try to get it back!

Bottomline*: Every one wants to be loved

Episode 13: Command but not conquer (its a game btw!)

2008-11-11T07:26:00.000-08:00

Dae: Tuesdae, night

Subject: This half-man has tasted leadership

Ok, i noe it has a nice image up ontop. Well, I was entrusted upon to guide the sec 1's for the farewell party. In case you guys dont know whats a farewell party, its a tradition for drama ppl to actuall come up with a day long activities to help entertain the sec 4's since they did their O's. I wanted them to feel proud of what reputation they brought Drama to be.

I broke down in shivered mental pain earlier this day. Well, i found out that a man cannot procces a lot of information at 1 go. I figured out that it took me 15 mins to get back up on my feet to lead these group again. I had loads of problem. It was

-Abigail from 2A1 (08) could be our singer for Drag Rythm.

-The sec 2's still need to do our play which we didnt even touch on. It was due to time management.

-The morning batch wanted to stay around to lengthen their script and watch the afternoon's play.

-My energy levels were going on a LOW DOWN, i needed my lunch which was also breakfast.

I managed to get back up again and be a good leader. I did in the end. Bit by bit, i got my mojo back. I was back on task. I have only my drama mates to thank during that cold period.

THANKS GUYS!

Bottomline*: The people around me including sec 1 and 2's called me "boss" (what a big word dont you think?)

Episode 12: Better days

2008-10-28T08:40:00.000-07:00

Subject: "A man's luck, is another man's poison" quoted

Dae: Tuesdae, coming Wednesdae

Ok the comic scrip was nonsense but i wanted to attract u guys (hehe, cunning eh?) (btw, syphilis is the STD or STI remmember science???)

So the main point is that, some of my dudes and dudettes(female dudes) are sad, but read my subject, its quoted from some famous book. Ok, I might or might not know what your sad about but, as always, life is always lyk stairs(my famous words!), some days you need to go down the stairs but eventually, you'll have to go up.

So just wait till better days come cause, my dad awlays says, life has easy and hard lives, so its up to you to choose you want to get easy life first cause hard life in the end or hard life first and easy life in the end. So im still having my better days so im preparing for worser days to come! THATS LIFE!

Bottomline*: Ths episode has loads of quotes so pick 1 wisely!

Episode 11: SUPER super CLueLess

2008-10-20T00:52:00.000-07:00

Dae: Mondae, Afternoon

Subject: The dog, is cute (GOD this is the first time i said the word cute)

So these days im very very very very very very very very very bored. So "friends" please try to help me. TALK TOO ME. And I do not want to choose the subject of our conversation because, i am CLUELESS.

OK now im clueless. Ok let's do some BTW's and FYI's to make my post longer. Right,

FYI, BTW,

-I soo need the tube thats found inside a bicycle's tyres because its soo pancit (non-malays, ask ur malay friends this word, pronounce as, (like tan but letter p not t) pan-chet) because I want to feel the joy of cycling. BTW/FYI, once my bike is ready, i'll be following Nyx and Syazzy.

-Soo waiting for school to end, but, school holidays are SUPER SUPER boring so thats why I need my bike!

Bottomline*: I have just wasted ur time reading my post MUHAHAHA. WAIT!!!!! before u go click X at the top right hand corner, click the blu tab or the chat tab and place ur blog's URL. I'll have someone to assist me in the links but i will add ur link!!!! MUHAHAHA

Episode 10: Rejoice BABY!

2008-10-13T08:17:00.000-07:00

Dae: Mondae, Night

Subject: Im probably gonna do bad for my exams... but it ends!

Im so sorry cause i posted a bit tooo late. Im soo caught up with my new Need For Speed: ProStreet. (im going onto React Team Sessions btw if u noe wat that means)

So lets start with Need For Speed: ProStreet. The game rox! Its the best NFS game i've ventured in. EA started to focus on the graphics because you dont want to play NFS in a PS3 with crappy graphics. The storyline is really understand-deble. And earning money is easy as posting a blog. You get like $1000 in 1 race. The average cost of a car is $25 000. The better you play, the more money you'll get. The only problem with this Wii platform is, that turning/drifting is HELL! The sharp turns could make you from 1st to last. Braking and releasing accelaration is supposed to be mastered profoundly. I still dont know how to drift. I win every race because i have to release accelaration and press reverse instead of the normal brake. Of you press the brake button you'll be 20km/h which is ULTRA slow. I say buy wheather you have a PSP/Wii/Ps3..... But theres more fun with the Wii because when friends come, you hear them screaming in vain.

Sorry if theres girls reading that whole chunk..... Ok now i'll say about the Creative Zen. My new toy. This is basicly a MP4 player with some added features. Music tastes (i really mean taste NO spelling error) AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Videos and pics are like High Definition but its close there. Adding pics to the ZEN makes the pic 3x better! Theres this thing called ZENCast is actually a Creative version of podcast.sg, one may select which category, from engineering to gardening, technology to food. I subscribed to 2 channels, Geek TV and Gametime. But the videos are SUPER long the smallest file i got was 99mb!!! So make sure you can use the com for a long time before downloading ZENCast. It also has a SD card compatibility. But flaws are when you have to use the ZEN software to convert videos. But its worth the wait, where you get SUPER-three-quater-high-defination vids in the palm of your hands. And the battery can like last you 2-3 trips from malaysia to singapore and back and forth. But i just purchased the charger for like $29, it puts in more electricity than the USB cable. Prices are, 2GB-$129, 4GB-$159, 8GB-$209. I bought the 4GB version and dont use ZENCast if your using 2GB model. Just buy it if you hate when your phone plays dumbass vids and crappy sounds.

Last thing I have to say is Jalan Raya. Scroll up to the pic up above. From left top row, Naufal e2, Iffah e4, Amirah e1, Aisha e1, Razziya e2, Rafi a2, Danish, Zul e3. These are all sec 2's. So we went to Amirah's house first then spent lyk 11.30-1.45 because watching horror movie, everyone was scared but it was comedy for me. Then proceded to Naufal's house. DAMN his sisters friends are lyk SOOOOO noisy!!! Primary school alert! Onto Iffah's house with the cute chess tiles (i wanna play chess yo!). Her mom cooked speghetti and chicken seaweed. So Zul kept on eating all the speghetti which was for people to add more food if they wanted, ZUL ended up finishing the whole thing. Then I and him slept at the sofa sooo lazy! At Suhaila's house, Rafi felt a bit awkward but her lil baby sister was scared by Naufal.... At my house, it WAS SUPER
PARTY!

ok so i turned on the Wii and the party started. They played Wii Sports boxing and Amirah vs Naufal, well Amirah suxed cause her first time playing hardcore games so give her chance la. So Amirah wanted to play NFS so okay, change disc. Everyone suxed at the turns (red my NFS: ProStreet review ontop Black fonts) even me but i practiced so im a bit pro-er than they are. Out comes the Cocktail. But noone was at home, they go back Kampung. So wwe had our shouts. Then i had to do the cocktail but with the help of ZUL(thx). Ok I brang out ice cream cones and 2 ice creams, DragonFruit and Durian with Hersey's chocolate (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww) and strawberry sauce. So Naufal was an Asf-oLE (the pronouncation of asshole in Russian). He made a "metoer attack when theres a curved shape" in the ice cream then poured the chocolate in it so it looked like a pool of ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww black sauce. He ate the ice cream and drink ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww the black sauce then it poured on MY GLASS TABLE so when i was cleaning it up, my fingers smelt CHOCOLATE ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and LUCKLY, his shirt had multiple chocolate stains so he wet it and dried it and who ever was near him, smelt chocolate (like a small kid eating ice cream). SO now i

THANK U ALL FOR WASHING THE DISHES, BECAUSE NO ONE WAS AT HOME

Bottomline*: It has to be colourful because i have LOOOONG paragraphs! BYE

Episode 9: Good luck to ALL~

2008-09-25T05:25:00.000-07:00

Dae: Thursdae, night (last minute!)

Subject: English exam tommorow, and good luck ya'll!

Ok there are like 2 -3 things I would like to say, starting with my "opening" of my blog again.

First thing is... Look forward to 11/12 October (11 saturdae, 12 yes yes) because exams will end on 9 October but then, i'll be playing non-stop with my WII!!!!! (finally) then 10 October COMFIRM got outing.

2nd thing is, English paper tommorow and I left my English file somewhere in the school (GOD knows where it is). Only myself to blame! -_-

Last thing is, KUDOS to Hati (otherwise known as HADI) informed me that on Tuesdae, he'll be giving a "speech" an "announcement" but it will probably be private so GOOD LUCK MAN!

Bottomline*: IM a F1 fan since this year!!! Dont know why Kimi's sucking right now but i hope he'll win when the sun gets PUSHED OVER! bye!

Episode 8: Locked and close (temporary)

2008-09-22T02:53:00.000-07:00

Dae: Mondae, Afternoon

Subject: Exams are here so i've gotta study(crap)

OK, so i now know that there are a couple of people waiting for me to post another episode. Im sorry my "fans" but it has to stop until further notice. I'll be at home studying. Thats one of the reasons why you have not seen any "recent-es" post coming up. So if I just keep quiet and not tell anyone, wouldn't it be EVIL?? So im not really sure of when I can post my next post but keep in mind that it would probably be nxt month.

Please do not bug me of when will I repost. Again, it will be around nxt month. Because I don't like it when poeple bug me. So the comfirmation date of Episode 9 and its "date of birth" will come up shortly at least before Fridae, I would have given you all the dates where I will start postings as per normal. Meanwhile, www.simple-danish.blogspot.com will be temporarily locked(1st) and closed(last)

Bottomline*: Why don't you start studying as well?

Episode 7: Death of an insect (only for bioligist)

2008-09-17T03:46:00.000-07:00

Dae: Wednesdae, Afternoon, 10mins to eating
Subject: Jogging, seeing insect dies

JUst now, I felt lazy. But thing is, i don't like to be lazy. I wanna do something so I decided to jog at my usual spot, Multy-storey-car-park-top-3-floors. So as I was jogging, I noticed the ground. And I said, pity these moths and insects. Maximum, a week till the visited Hell or Heaven. So i kinda pitied these insects. We have like 50,000x life longer than them and we just sit around, waiting for time to pass. Wonder what should we do.

GOD, tommorow's the oral comm. exam. We sooo, gone unprepared. Gotta go, 5mins left till drinking

Bottomline*: I'll MISS YOU INSECTS!!!!

Episode 6: RE>> I don't like to talk

2008-09-14T23:17:00.000-07:00

Dae: Mondae, Afternoon

Subject: It's an "rewrite" of Episode 5

I didn't know someone had linked me on my class blog. I don't even know the URL of that blog. Anyway this was suppose to be a STRICTLY PRIVATE blog. I don't even say my blog to anyone (except fer Bella) so...... "What to do?" quoted from Mr. Derrick Lim. PLease own up who linked me up on the class blog on C-box >>> blu tab

Truth is, I always hated him. From the start of the year. You might seem that i'll friend him but truth is, im there just to get laughs, but still, avoidence is better. Anyway i am an ACTOR

Bottomline*: Nobody tells him about what I said. (anyway he RARELY uses the com, only uses for E-learning)

Episode 5: I don't like to talk

2008-09-12T06:00:00.000-07:00

Dae: Fridae, night

Subject: Every word converts to lame shits

Ever tried to say anything and everyone just shuts you up without even giving you a chance? That's how I feel. He always thinks he's the "TOW KAY". But in fact, NO. Always hated him from the start. Even if i get to say a word, they'll just link it to Pakistan. Then I felt like flying from the 20th floor. I hated myself. Why did GOD created me? I shouldn't be alive. Im just wasting my parents money. Eating up oxygen thats left from this world. Using electricity.

HE is ILYAS FADHLI.

I am SHIT! (cried)

Bottomline*: I should just die. Nobody cares. I'll be happy when I die, rich or poor!

Episode 4 part 2

2008-08-28T05:07:00.000-07:00

THIS IS PART 2

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Bad things about iPhone:
-No bluetooth(or it has a bluetooth but cant send stuff)
-No Video recording
-ONLY SOLD BY SINGTEL!

*Bottom line: I made our band like an ARMY, see these cool ranks!(top is highest rank, last is...)
General of Vintage - Naufal
Rythm Genaral - Rafi
Post Colonel - Hadi
Brigadier Assistant - Raja Zul
1st Lieutenant - Zuhairy
2nd Lieutenant - Danish Talle
Master Sergeant - Khairil
Privates - Sharil, Hilmi and Hariz

Episode 4: A real Keyboard-ist life

2008-08-28T04:29:00.000-07:00

Dae: Thursdae, evening
Intro: A war between keyboard-ist has just ended with a cocluded conlusion(does it makes sense?)

Thursdae, just came back from Jamming at Boon's. The place was purely filled with much History dictated from each house. One could see twirling stairs which led to the apartment. It was a war between keyboard-ist Danish Talle from the red side and keyboard-ist Sharil from the blue side. Ok red has a 70% chance of winning if both individuals have the same skill.Why thee asks? Go youtube search about this, it'll amaze u.

Ok, lets just skip to the part where i was eating at a hawker near Boon's. Again with the Vintage-ers, we disccused among the topics of wheather I should be the Official keyboard-ist or should it be Sharil. Everyone voted, I WON. I BECAME THE OFFICIAL VINTAGE KEYBOARD-IST! YAY me!I'll now try harder to be a better keyboard-ist in tha futre.

This is PART 1 wait for Part 2

Episode 3: Sports Shoes

2008-08-27T01:39:00.001-07:00

Dae: Wednesdae, afternoon
Intro: Yup! Im starting to wear my running shoes again! (wish me good luck)

Actually its not really a sports shoe. It's those type of shoes where its all-terrain type. But still, I cant use school shoes to run with it! I've found out what a joy it is to run again! There is this type of synergy when one runs that will give them speed and agility.

To get "this synergy" one must know why one has to run. Wheather it's for losing weight(what im doin XD) or wheather one is running for Olympics or when one has to catch one's true love when one's true love has boarded the bus.

God, I feel lyk Ms Chek!!! My new uniform feels so TIGHT-FIT when i wear a shirt inside of it! During the October holidaes, I AM SOOOO GONNA MAKE A 3MONTH MEMBERSHIP AT THE GYM AT MARINA COUNTRY CLUB(its at Punggol! Best part is, its NEVER crowded not lyk at Hougang Gym)

Lets move on to another subject?? Guess what!? Trinity EXAM is on Tuesdae 1st week, when school re-opens! Wow-ed shocker man! And my group, OUTLINES have to put in much much more effort to get a distinction! I need to act as a principal, that sux, big time you know why? You have to stand upright, sit upright everytime!

*Bottom line: Being Mr.Yeo isn't as easy as it looks!

Episode 2: Filling spaCES

2008-08-25T08:05:00.000-07:00

Dae: Mondae, Night
Subject: AN94

Intro: I AM A GAMER guy, NOONE can stop me! (sorry if u had to read this!)

-www.sfront.ijji.com is the website.
-Soldier Front is the game!
-A war inflicts in this game.
-2types of weapons, sprayers and snipes!
-sprayers are the guns which u can non-stop shoot.
-snipes are guns that can shoot REALLY far but sux at close range.
-GO VISIT THE WEBSITE.
Sorry if u girls want to read bout my blog but u suddenly see this LAME post, but i cant help it!!!

Bottomline: the gun at the top is an AN94 from Russia. AND READ THE TITTLE!

friend-ship-chain

2008-08-21T00:59:00.000-07:00

Dae: Sunday morning
Intro: A friend of mine's friend-ship-chain has been broken.

Bella has just broken the friend-ship-chain with her "best-friend" Sabrina. It hit her so much that she cried hard.

Here I am now, figuring under what circumstances do we cry. (are we touching on Emo's?) Im having some help from wikipedia!

According to a study of over 300 adults, on average men cry once every month, and women cry at least five times per month^[5], especially before and during the menstrual cycle when crying can increase up to 5 times the normal rate, often without obvious reason such as depression or sadness.

I just knew this stuff.. -_- But crying should'nt be existant if people are EVIL, from here on, I rest my case.

Bottom line: Evil people as friends will make u cry. In maths, Evil+Fake/friend = Hurting yourself
(fake/friend means fake over friend, divide sign)

2008-08-20T04:15:00.000-07:00

IM danish. Keybord-ist. (:
And ooh, Drama's a passion